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| Bring on 2010!
- updated |
| The WCCL fixtures have
now been published: |
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Spye Park CC 1st XI: 2010 Fixtures
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Date |
Venue |
Opposition |
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May |
1 |
a |
Wroughton
Wranglers |
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8 |
h |
Westinghouse |
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15 |
a |
KC Club |
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22 |
h |
Swindon Nalgo |
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29 |
a |
Avebury |
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June |
5 |
h |
Box |
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12 |
a |
Hinton
Charterhouse |
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19 |
a |
Swindon Civil Service |
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26 |
h |
Bradford
Town |
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July |
3 |
h |
Wroughton
Wranglers |
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10 |
a |
Westinghouse |
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17 |
h |
KC Club |
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24 |
a |
Swindon Nalgo |
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31 |
h |
Avebury |
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August |
7 |
a |
Box |
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14 |
h |
Hinton
Charterhouse |
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21 |
h |
Swindon Civil Service |
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28 |
a |
Bradford
Town |
Spye Park CC 2nd XI: 2010 Fixtures
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Date |
Venue |
Opposition |
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May |
1 |
h |
Norton St
Philip |
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8 |
a |
Swindon Nalgo 2 |
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15 |
h |
Warminster
4 |
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22 |
a |
Devizes 3 |
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29 |
h |
Ramsbury |
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June |
5 |
a |
Heytesbury
& Sutton Veny 2 |
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12 |
h |
Melksham
Town 2 |
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19 |
h |
Trowbridge
B |
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26 |
a |
Highworth 2 |
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July |
3 |
a |
Norton St
Philip |
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10 |
h |
Swindon Nalgo 2 |
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17 |
a |
Warminster
4 |
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24 |
h |
Devizes 3 |
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31 |
a |
Ramsbury |
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August |
7 |
h |
Heytesbury
& Sutton Veny 2 |
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14 |
a |
Melksham
Town 2 |
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21 |
a |
Trowbridge
B |
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28 |
h |
Highworth 2 |
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The new season is still
several months away and some of us are still getting over 2009, but
plans are afoot to make sure that we are all ready for the 2010
season when it finally arrives. Attached are details of the indoor
nets that have been booked at Calne Leisure Centre in March and
April 2010. Details also of two pre-season friendlies that have been
arranged to further help preparations. You will of course be
reminded of all these events closer to the time, but make sure they
are the first entries in your 2010 diary when you get it..." Contact
Rich if you have any queries
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Date |
Time |
Event |
Opposition |
Venue |
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Sunday 21st
March 2010 |
3.30pm-5.30pm |
Nets |
N/A |
Calne Leisure Centre |
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Sunday 28th
March 2010 |
3.30pm-5.30pm |
Nets |
N/A |
Calne Leisure Centre |
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Sunday 11th
April 2010 |
3.30pm-5.30pm |
Nets |
N/A |
Calne Leisure Centre |
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Sunday 18th
April 2010 |
1.30pm |
Friendly
(40 overs) |
Bath CC |
North Parade, Bath |
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Saturday 24th
April 2010 |
2.00pm |
Friendly |
Beanacre |
Spye Park |
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Sunday 25th
April 2010 |
TBC |
Friendly |
Potterne CC |
Potterne |
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| Club AGM -
19th November: 8pm @ the Oliver Cromwell |
Please come along to the
AGM - plenty of interest and all welcomed......if you are keen to
get involved either running one of the teams, helping out behind the
scenes, with the juniors, at the ground etc then please get involved
as we're always after fresh ideas. Please feel free to contact me if
you need more information......further details provided via the
following links:
-
2008 draft minutes
-
2009 agenda
-
2009 members letter and draft nominations |
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| Spye Park
Tour for 2010 provisionally booked for South of France/Italy |
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Dates : Depart Friday 3
September, return Tuesday 7 September
Two
afternoon matches and one 20-over evening match have been
planned.
Cost : Flights £60-70, plus contribution towards hire
cars/petrol, & accommodation @~£25 per night.
(Three nights in France, one in Italy)
If
interested please contact Adrian Mercer - Tour Manager and
baggage master
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Lost Property
On sorting out my kit at the end
of the season I found a:-
Small (6 inch long) black pouch
(G&M) that I presume is for cricket sunglasses - it also
contains two silk inner bags plus a set of black earpieces &
wires.
If anybody recognises them
please get in touch.
Adrian Mercer (NB -
see reports pages for Tour reports)
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| and then it's all over.... |
| Unbelievably the end of the League
season is now upon us - to catch up on recent results and reports
check out the links to the left of this page together with a feast
of end of season stats compiled by Rich and Tom |
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| Life at last |
In tune with the weather we've been
subjected to these last few weeks, the Website has had a bit of
break but seeing as the weathermen and ladies (strongly urge you to
check out the Sky Sports News morning weather updates.....) are now
predicting some sun-shine I though it was time for a bit of an
update.
Results and reports have been updated for the League teams - nothing
received from our midweek or Sunday team friends recently.....please
put that right kids. Teamsheets have now been added to the fixtures
page - follow the link to the left. |
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|
100 Club: July Draw |
| This months winners were as follows:
(winnings will be winding their way towards you shortly.....) |
| £50 - Pat Dolman |
| £25 - Maisey Mornement |
| £15 - Kev Clarke |
| £10 - Ben Macey |
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| The 2nd XI winning streak
continues.... |
Inspired by half centuries from Kev
Clarke and Matt AKA 'High Street Honey' Hutchins and a steaming
5-for from Sean 'Bad Boy For Life' Hughes, the Saturday 2nd XI
continued their winning streak with a massive win against
Warminster. It couldn't get much tighter at the top of League 6 with
just 2 points separating the top three and Tom Mornement's men right
in the mix and ready to pounce on top spot. Mornement was reputed to
have 'really wanted' this latest win with his impressive man
management skills drawing the best from his talented tyros (to
understand what Purple House can do for your recruitment needs
please see their website:
http://www.purplehousehr.com - Purple House - working with YOU.
If only the 1st XI could match the winning desire of Mr Mornement's
men.....not to say that there is any lack in desire, more a lack in
application as Bowaters boys racked up a second consecutive defeat
to Devizes who ran out worthy winners largely thanks to Alex Penny
who turned the match with a top knock. This leaves Spye in the
unenviable position of wanting / needing to get back to winning ways
with home games against KC and Bradford on the horizon. Not
unenviable in terms of the opposition - who we have no reason to
fear and want to make up for early season defeats away from home,
the dilemma really being that if we do step up to the plate and
chalk up a win or two then there will be only one true benefactor
and that will be the charming chaps from Devizes.....should they
continue with their winning form.....watch this space.
Off the field, cheap pints of Stowford and an incredible deal on
sambuca got the lads off to a flying start. Consolidated with a
cracking pint of Stowford (or two, or three) at the recently
re-opened Southgate Inn (well worth a visit people, if for no other
reason than to say hi to Charlie 'Beetroot' Moss and his dazzling
fashion ensemble.....you have to see it to believe it). On a serious
note, thanks for the absinth Charlie - not from me, but from the
taxi driver who had a free spray paint when he dropped me off a few
hours later. Not pretty. There was only one way the night was going
from the Gate and that was DOWN, to the bin. Enough said. |
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| Senior Nets |
Nets continue to happen every
Tuesday evening at Spye Park from 6.30pm onwards. With both Saturday
League teams involved at the top, or towards the top, of their
respective Divisions and with the Sunday team having games coming
out their ears, there is more reason than ever to come along to
ensure that no rust creeps in during the week. It's also a good
chance to prepare if you are involved on a Wednesday evening.
There is no charge for the session and with selection taking place
at Spye on Tuesday evenings, the captains and selection committee
members will have as one of their considerations the effort that
players make to get there and to practice with a view to either
cementing, or earning their place in a side. This is a crucial part
of the season for everybody, don't let complacency creep in!
If there are weather issues and you aren't sure whether nets will be
happening on a particular evening, speak to Rich Bowater (07931
900882). |
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| Team Sheets for this
Weekends Matches |
| Saturday 4th July:
2nd XI v's Warminster (home) |
| Saturday 4th July:
1st XI v's
Devizes (away) |
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Additional Sunday Fixtures -
nice one Adie |
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Some additional Sunday Fixtures have
been arranged so the programme for the second half of the season is
as follows (new fixtures and other changes in red). For July and
August this list supersedes the one shown in the Fixture Card.
July
Friday 3: Conghurst Exiles (Touring) (H)
Sunday 5: Farley (H), Collingbourne
(A)
Sunday 12: Golden Fleece (A)
Sunday 19: Hampset (A)
Sunday 26: Avebury (A), Nettleton Nomads (H)
August
Sunday 2: Grittleton (A) John Connel
Dog Event at the Ground
Sunday 9: Beanacre (A),
Broughton Gifford (A)
Sunday 16: Ampney Crucis (H)
Sunday 23: Lacock (A), Wokingham Chestnuts
(H)
Sunday 30: King Georges Cup (A),
Border Guards (Touring) (H)
September
As per Fixtures Card.
By order
of:
Adrian Mercer, Fixtures Secretary
Friday 12 June |
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| Team Sheets for this
Weekends Matches |
| Saturday 27th June:
1st XI v's Wroughton (away) |
| Saturday 27th June:
2nd XI v's Potterne (home) |
| Sunday 28th June v's
Presidents XI (home) |
| Sunday 29th June v's
Newbury (away) |
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| Presidents XI
Match on Sunday 28th June: umpire needed |
100 Club |
If anyone is available
to umpire the game this Sunday we are currently an umpire short -
please contact Rich Bowater
(richardbowater_63@hotmail.com / 07931 900882).
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For an update on the
current 100 Club list click
here. Only those highlighted in green are paid up and there are
plenty of free slots so please contact Wayne Young (Wayne.Young@wrsl.com),
one of the Captains or committee members (see contacts list via link
on left) if you want to get involved. For those of you not in the
know it works like this:
- lottery style draw once a quarter (July, Oct, Jan, Apr)
- £12 annual entry but if you enter 3 (individually or as a group
then you get a 4th free! / or = £9 each)
- quarterly draw CASH prizes of £50, £25, £15, £10
Your support is needed - please enter and
get a friend / member of the family in on the draw......the first
draw of this season is on Tuesday 7th July so get involved
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Congratulations to both Saturday teams..... |
Both teams continued
their run of form with resounding wins last Saturday. The 1st XI
skittled Burbage and knocked off the 78 runs for the loss of just 3
wickets picking up a handy 22 points in the process. Slip ups by the
leading teams have opened up the league with some testing fixtures
for all those challenging at the top coming up in the next 3-4
weeks. The 2nd XI thumped Goatacre and maintain their challenge in
Division 6 in what is looking like a tight contest to come out on
top. Good luck to everyone this coming weekend.
Thanks to all those that organised the Club BBQ on Saturday night -
and thanks to players, members and supporters for coming along and
enjoying the night with us. It was a great evening although a shame
that there was no cricket on offer after the 1st XI made light work
of Burbage following which the Burbage 'pub XI' made light work of
ours! Thanks also to the lads from Burbage for hanging around and
getting involved with the BBQ. Nice |
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| Competition
time....... |
To earn your chance of
winning a two week all inclusive holiday to a 5* resort on a Greek
Island of your choice, waited on hand & foot by Girls Aloud or Take
That (your choice) with a balcony view over the first Ashes test
(aided by Google Earth's new global zoom cam).........I hear you
asking is this real? Can it get any better? - It can, £5 spending
money also included as is a barrel of cider.
All you need to do is to guess the length (number of words) of Tom
Mornement's AKA 'The Scribe' next match report for the 2nd
XI.....given that Tom is away this weekend, the match in question
will be the game at home v's Potterne 3 on 27th June.
Email in your entry by midnight Friday 26th June for a chance to
win this awesome prize.
Disclaimer: the Website reserves
all right to substitute competition prizes given unforseen
circumstances such as global economic meltdown or even the fact the
prize simply doesn't exist |
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Offerings
received: (word estimates remain confidential at this
stage!)
1. Rich Bowater - a solid guess at 300
2. Maurice Johnson - a monster, let's hope not - 5,00203
3. Andy Ellis - conservative but I like it - 233
4. Dolly - extensive at 956
5. John Beal Jnr - 250
6. Emily - 180
7. Katie - 200
And the winner is......DOLLY as the
report in question came to approximately 1,500 words
lllllooooonnnngggg! Full details of your prizes will be with you by
carrier pigeon, please don't forget to register your winnings by
dancing round Devizes Market Place doing the funky chicken. |
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| Junior
Newsletter - for more news from the junior section click
here |
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| 2nd XI
team sheet for match v's
Goatacre (away) Saturday 20th June |
| 1st XI
team sheet for match v's
Burbage (home) Saturday 20th June |
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NB - both games starting at
1.30pm so we're finished early for the BBQ - see below,,,,,... |
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| Saturday 20th
June - Club BBQ |
| We're having a BBQ at
the Ground on Saturday 20th for players (of all teams),
members, sponsors, dignitaries (vice-Presidents, Honorary members
etc) and supporters of SPCC. The BBQ will follow the end of the 1st
XI game v's Burbage with the 2's heading over after their game at
Goatacre. Plan is for a bit of food and refreshments so please come
along to catch some cricket and a bite to eat. We suggest you turn
up from 5.30 if you want to catch a couple of hrs of the match,
earlier if you fancy, or simply plan your arrival around the BBQ
kick-off which we think will be around 7/7.30pm. More details to
follow...... |
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| 2nd XI
team sheet for match v's
Devizes (at home) Saturday 13th June |
| 1st XI
team sheet for match v's Box (away) Saturday 13th June |
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| So what's
going on? |
| The 1st XI continued
their winning run at the weekend with a comprehensive victory
against Bath Civil Service at The Field of Dreams. Bath were missing
a few players and played with ten men up against a strong Spye XI.
Batting first, we recovered after the early loss of Andy Ellis and
Dave Beal keeping the run rate going throughout. Rhino anchored the
first 30 overs or so before falling (literally) agonisingly short of
his ton, LBW for 97. Skipper ensured that we posted a score on the
right side of 250 with a gem of a knock, incredibly for a man of his
talents registering his maiden 1st XI 50. Follow and we will lead
mate. (Have I got that right?!) |
| In response, Dave and
Churchy picked up a couple of wickets in the early stages before
handing over the middle order 'under card' for the Incredible Hulse
to mop up with a delightful mix of pies, turksh delights and the odd
genuinely good ball.... perhaps a slightly jealous, bitchy analysis
but he only skips in off a couple of paces and its really not
cricket you know! Fens chipped in with a wicket at the death and
Spye wrapped up a convincing win, picking up 23 points. Now in 4th
place - with only 9 points between four teams, every game and every
point counts. Big games coming up against Box and Burbage over the
next few weeks.....up the Spye. |
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| The 2nd XI had a weekend
off and will be chomping at the bit for the match v's Devizes this
Saturday. |
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| The Sunday team are
suffering from over-subscription with so many of you keen for a game
on Sundays. Please bear with us as we try to arrange additional
fixtures to keep you all in cricket....if you have any grievances
for lack of cricket for any of the teams please speak to your
Captain or any member of the committee - details provided on the
contacts page, follow the link to the left. |
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| Your
assistance is needed please!
After early season diligence we need to keep on top of things behind
the scenes. In particular we need to keep the Pavilion clean and
tidy - not an easy task given the number of games etc that goes on
each week. Please make every effort to keep things clean and tidy
whenever you are at the ground and in particular after each match.
The Captains have enough to do and we rely on everyone helping out
with this and I know you all appreciate use of what is an incredible
facility. So next time you're at the ground take a look around and
if it needs sweeping up, crack on with it! Thanking you in
advance......HOT off the press -
thanks to Rich Bowater and his team of 1st XI assistants for
undertaking the first of our fortnightly DEEP CLEANS at the Pavilion
tonight (Monday)! This will be rolled out on a fortnightly basis
with each team taking responsibility so keep an ear out for calls of
assistance from your captains. |
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| President's
Match - Sunday 28th June |
| The popular President's
Game is happening on Sunday 28th June. Further information is
available at the Pavilion and Rich needs to know who is available
for selection. If you are, or if you have any questions, please
contact
Rich. |
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| Updated 1st
and 2nd XI Stats & all match reports - check out the links to the
left |
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| 1st XI:
team sheet for the match at home to Bath
CS Saturday 6th June |
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| Rate my
dancing........ |
| Here's your chance
people - share your thoughts on these disco divas |
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| Charlie Doel.....regardless of the
picture quality, clearly he's been in better shape |
Hutchie's moves have scared everyone
else away |
and Mark 'Incredible' Hulse broadens
his superhero repertoire |
sorry Beddy - couldn't help it
could I - working the love my friend, working the love! |
Dave Bad Boy Baker -
shaking his gangsta thing |
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Leader of the pack Hutchie was so successful strutting his stuff
later on this night that he wooed a hungry pack of High Street
Hunnies. Hutchie AKA 'THE STUD' |
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SUBSCRIPTIONS DUE BY 31ST
MAY!!!!! |
| For those of you yet to have paid,
please ensure that your subs are with Maurice or your captains by
the end of the month - that means this weekend! Pay day should be
looming so no excuses, the current list shows plenty of you are yet
to have paid - please get this sorted or we'll send round the
heavies. Name and shame campaign begins next week for any
outstanding debtors...... |
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| 2nd XI
Team Sheet
for the match at home to CAT - Saturday 30th May |
| 1st XI
Team Sheet for the match away to CAT - Saturday 30th May |
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| - keep your
eye on the results pages for reports on all teams recent matches
including the Sunday team victory over
Dyrham & Hinton CC last Sunday |
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| Additional friendly
fixture: Friday 3rd July at 2pm v's Conghurst Exciles CC |
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Players needed for a visiting Touring side fixture - Conghurst
Exiles CC from Kent - on Friday July 3rd 2.30pm start at Spye. Names
already in the frame: S Ellis, J Ellis, A Mercer, Tom Beard, Liam
Butcher, Dave West, Graham, Tom Blacksley (tbc). Replies / interest
to Adrian Mercer please |
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| ***** always
seems to be the hardest word.... |
The website would like
to take the opportunity to apologise to members of the Club. We
should always make clear that views expressed on this widely
distributed and extensively reviewed frontier of media delight are
those of certain individuals and not those of the Club en masse.
Accordingly certain retrospective editorial adjustments have been
made and greater care in the future will be made to distance Website
contributors from the Club as a whole.
For those scandal mongers out there please don't hold back - let rip
and send in and rely on us to treat with utmost sensitivity - or
more likely to include appropriate disclaimers! |
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| .....and
breathe! |
| The moment we have all
be waiting for - a win for the 1's, at last! It was looking far from
certain as we batted first and got off to a steady if unspectacular
start. Then entered Nipper, riding his mount of lady luck (to be
fair there were just a couple of chances offered) he cut swathes
through the Hinton bowling attack on route to a magnificent unbeaten
ton. Ably supported by old man Bathe, brother Dave and the
incredible Hulse we posted 275. In response Hinton got off to a good
start, ably supported by yours truly, before Dave Beal and Hulsey
bowled unchanged for 24 overs to drag us back into the match.
Picking up wickets and stiffling the flow of runs we were back in
it, eventually winning by 30 odd I think. Win number 1 - what a
treat. |
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Jon Bathe
in action! |
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| Another win for the 2's
with notable performances with Jack Bramwell and Wayne Young seeing
the boys climb the table. Batting first Spye ensured maximum batting
points, posting 225 thanks to contributions by Wayner (56) and Jack
(45). In reply Trowbridge gave it a good go but wickets continued to
fall with Spye picking up 21 points for their 24 run victory. Next
up Cooper Avon (for both teams as it happens) with the 2's seeking
to consolidate their climb up the table. |
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Updated!
Match reports for the Sunday
team and 2nd XI plus early season stats for the 2nd's- follow links
via the fixtures, results and reports pages to the left...... |
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| 1st XI
Team Sheet for the match at home to Hinton Charterhouse on Sat 23rd
May -
click here |
| 2nd XI
Team Sheet for the match away to Trowbridge on Sat 23rd May -
click here |
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| 2nds post
first win whilst the 1st XI continue to struggle.... |
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| Congratulations to the
2nds for their thumping win over Highworth at the Field of Dreams.
Having skittled the opposition out for less than a 100 - largely
thanks to Chris 'Blondie' Beaven rolling back the years and working
his magic - openers Mornement and Taylor rattled off the runs to
secure a clinical 10 wicket win. |
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| The 1st XI continued to
struggle and having been inserted after losing the toss were soon
reeling at 5-3 after just 5 overs. Stubborn resistance from Hues and
Hulse laid some foundations for a recovery of sorts, built upon by a
bullish knock by Charlie Doel making his first league start of the
season. Spye managed to post a total of 142/8 - respectable given
the conditions and useful opening spells by the Bradford quicks.
Spye fought their way back into the match after a distinctly average
start in the field but weren't quite up to the mark and eventually
falling to a 3 wicket defeat. Difficult times for Bowater's men but
signs of improvement and the boys (plus Dolly) are gunning for a
return to winning ways....match
report :NB - match report adjusted. The Website would like to
apologise to members of Spye Park CC for any discomfort caused by
previous ramblings. |
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| 1st XI
Team Sheet for the match away to Bradford -
click here |
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| 2nd XI
Team Sheet for the match at home to Highworh -
click here |
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| Up steps a
budding literary genius..... |
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Reporting on another
loss for the Club, this time in the midweek cup game, the one - the
only - Liam 'Pat' Butcher (pictured right) spins a yarn.......read
on
If you want to rate this report please
vote by following any of the email options below:
5* - can't get any better
3* - distinctly average
1* - self-promoting poppy-cock
As at 8.40pm Thursday
14th May you seem to be liking the works of Liam 'Shakespeare' Pat
Butcher - 100% 5* rating......come on people don't me down, someone
out there can't like it
4 days later and we have our first 1* star rating......"does this
mean that we can look forward to further ramblings from The Bard?
Maybe we should have an “Ask the Bard” session on wider issues not
just how many wickets he’s taken - even Mr Church has the good grace
not to harp on about how many wickets he takes every week (why is
that!) and he, has sole access to the content on the website".
It's also been pointed out to me that the email address on the 1*
rating was incorrect (now rectified) so maybe there are more
dissenters out there?
We've been waiting for it and here it is - another 5* rating
apparently they 'love you Ricky!' (19 May 09) |
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| And the beat
goes on...... |
| Two weeks into the new
season and the two league teams are yet to register a win.....in
fact as far as I know, the whole Club is yet to register a win as
I've heard NO news from the Sunday team and about the same from the
mid-week mincers..... If you are all still out there and there is
news - get in touch people. |
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| So we must all be at a
low ebb, which isn't good just two weeks in so I've taken in on my
shoulders to release you from your pain. Not quite sure how as yet
but hoping that I get some divine inspiration over the course of the
next ten minutes or so. Here goes. |
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| The wonders of
technology - it may be a little out of date but you can always rely
on Freddie to pick us up -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1NFbVx0uN8 |
| Courtesy of our friends
at YouTube |
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| MISSING
FOOTWORK - have you seen this man? |
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Last seen at a cheesy
dance off near you but as far as the cricketing version goes, last
seen a while ago now.
Suggestions please as to how we can put the horn back into
Rhino's batting.....best offering received wins a beer on demand
from me anytime you see me in a pub until both League teams register
a win
Initial offerings from the public include :
"I think that the
problem might lie with his time machine – clearly Tim has
travelled back in time and met a young Jimmy Hill (pictured over
Tim’s right shoulder!) – I assume that as he returned from the
50’s his feet got left behind!"
Is Lizzie feeding him Laxatives to lessen the nocturnal
activities The Rhino gets up to?
In the practise
rooms at the Britain’s Got Talent studio, one competitor
practises his Dad Dancing routine – whilst Tim Rhino Hues
gets the Horn and makes a dash for Amanda Holden on the
other side of the room!!
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Disclaimer - your Editor accepts
no responsibility for the crudeness, cruelness or sheer
tastelessness of contributions posted. Please read in good faith! |
| As for the rest of
you.....none of you are safe. The Rhino is an easy target what with
his thick skin but I'm coming after you all....best advice I can
offer is to suggest you shop someone else before I find
incriminating evidence of you or get so bored I make something
up......crank it up please readers. |
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| Team sheets for Sat 9th
May |
| 1st XI for match away to KC Club -
click here for team selection |
| 2nd XI for home match against
Biddestone (NB - to be finalised: any questions please contact
Tom Mornement -
click here for team selection |
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| Fantasy Cricket - back for
2009 thanks to Sal, Sal, Sal Suleman! |
PLEASE HAVE A LOOK AND GET YOUR
TEAMS EMAILED TO SAL ASAP - OR TAKE THE FORMS TO THE GAME ON SAT
[MUST BE HANDED IN BEFORE THE MATCH]
Rules, entry forms, list of players
all now drafted and ready for the off. Please check out the links
below for more information. Any questions
email the
website or
Sal. |
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entry form |
| -
player list (any revisions to this
whether it be new players or incorrect age categories please let Sal
know ASAP) |
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points system |
| -
rules |
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| Last chance to get your teams in
- Friday 8th May. Please email through to Sal, |
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| Bu$$er whether we were
ready for it - we were well and truly rumbled.....! |
A disappointing start for the League
teams this weekend with both sides suffering defeat - the 1's at
home to Devizes and the 2's away at the hands of Warminster.
Both sides gathered in the Cromwell to share their sad tales of
defeat before heading on into town to finish the job. Poor batting
cost the 1st XI, failing to strike up any partnerships of note
having put in a decent stint in the field. There were one or two
highlights in the field with some decent bowling from all and a
catch of graceful beauty by Rhino Hues - shock waves from the after
math were reputedly recorded beyond the County border. The 2nd XI
put up a game fight going down by just the one wicket at Warminster.
For full reports follow links to the results pages..... |
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| Let's get ready to rumble! |
| It's game time -
1st XI team sheet for the home match v Devizes and
2nd XI for the game away to Warminster. Good luck to both teams
- nice. |
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| Saturday 2nd XI League
Fixtures Update: Bath Civil Service withdrawal |
| Please note that the 2nd XI matches
v Bath Civil Service (6th June away / 8th August home) have been
cancelled as they have withdrawn from the league. |
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| Umpire Needed |
| We need an umpire for the Saturday
1st XI to cover 'most' of the Saturday league fixtures in May and
June - if you are interested or know of someone who might be then
please contact the website or
Rich Bowater. |
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| PUB QUIZ - victory for the
girls |
| The SPCC quiz victory went to the
girls team of Helen Dolman, Lizzie Scott, Katharine Hulse and Claire
Hayes thanks to a show of blistering intelligence. Thanks to all who
supported this event attending the night and for generous offers of
raffle prizes and for the girls for generously donating their
winnings back into the Club coffers. A great night thanks to
the efforts of Tim 'Rhino' Hues, Charlie 'Captain Fertile' Doel and
Mark 'Incredible' Hulse - cracking effort all round. Keep your eyes
open for future social events that you just don't want to miss! |
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| PUB QUIZ - Friday 17th
April 8pm @ The Oliver Cromwell, Bromham |
Better than Chris Moyle's recent TV
show, more for the common man than 'Mastermind' and more full of fun
than anything you have ever seen before - you cannot miss this
event. Voted Pub Quiz of the year for the last 23 years in
succession yet getting better year on year like a vintage red - you
have the opportunity to be part of history. Never before has this
award been re-awarded 24 years in a row - how can you miss it?
So if you find your Friday nights wracked with loneliness,
frustration and a deep yearning for intellectually stimulating
company - get yourself down to the Cromwell on Friday 17th April -
8pm start (£10 for teams of 4)-
more details |
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| So what's going on at
Spye? |
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Following the Cricket Clubs Committee Meeting last night (Tuesday)
we thought it would be a good idea to update everyone on how the
pre-season preparations have been going. The great scribe that is
Mr Tom Mornement has stepped in to keep you all in the loop…… |
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As
you can see from the picture below the ground really is looking
great – thanks to Robbie Enthoven the new pavilion is up and in full
working order, the old one has been torn down and the ground has
been re-seeded. |
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The
Grounds Sub Committee – “Dave the Seed, Andy the Mow, Bevs the Roll
and Kev the Sparky” have all done a fantastic job and put in long
hours getting the pitch and outfield rolled, de-weeded and mowed. If
you haven’t already been up to Spye this year then you’ll have to
take my word for it but the grounds and the pitch are in a great
condition and weather permitting will be ready for the 2 pre-season
friendlies which start on Saturday 18th April and the 1st
league game on Saturday 2nd May – contact Rich
Bowater or Tom Mornement if you’re available and fancy a game. |
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Congratulations to Tim Hues who, after a very impressive plea, has
been awarded the job of Pavilion Manager 2009, good luck big fella –
I’m sure there’ll be more from him and his plans for the season,
soon! |
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Finally a big Thank You to Rich for organising and running 3 very
successful in-door net sessions – over the last 3 weekends I think
that most of the club turned up at least once, there were even some
new faces which all means that we’re going into the new season fit,
keen and prepared – well sort of. See you soon - Up the Spye! |
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| Wednesday evening
cricket...... |
| Spye Park CC also play cricket on
Wednesday evenings to have some fun and relieve stress after a long
day at work. The short format of the game is great for any cricket
enthusiast as there is always drama and always some big hitting - if
you are interested in playing please give Liam Butcher (contact
number: 07929368788) a call and he can get you a couple of games. UP
THE SPYE strength and Honour. |
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| Contributions to the
website welcomed! |
| As ever we are keen to receive
website suggestions, ideas, photos and most preferably - juicy
gossip from all of you so please email
in and get yourself on the world wide website of the year.... |
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| Welcome to the
2009 season......lets get ready to rumble.. |
| In tune with the regular
and timely updates on this very website, how about that for photo of
the month from one of our well-fed regular contributors. Clearly the
snow has now gone but thankfully the Pavilion remains standing, is
real and does pack a punch. |
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| If Carlsberg and M&S got
together & shook up the blueprint of a cricket pavilion then this
bad boy might just have been the end result...... |
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| Accessories might very
well include plasma flat screen tv with built in Sky Sports and a
roof top terrace with hot tub....more details TBC |
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Pre-season Nets @ Calne Leisure Centre
Club indoor nets are booked for the dates
and times below at Calne Leisure Centre:
- all welcome to come along (contact Rich Bowater or Tom
Mornement for more details)
March 22 and 29, April 5
Time: 4.00pm - 6.00pm
Cost £5 per person per session (juniors
£3) |
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| Pub Quiz:
Friday 17th April @ Oliver Cromwell Pub: 8pm -
more details |
| £10 entry for a team of
4 with cash prizes up to £40 - players, members and all friends of
Spye welcome. Please contact
Charlie Doel or
Tim Hues for more information. |
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Post-season
tour |
| Captain
Mercer is at it again and brings another 'AM' touring
production......this time to the Lake District. If you fancy a few
games of cricket amongst the most stunning scenery in the whole
world - you cannot miss this chance. For more details -
click
here |
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| New to SPCC
Website - the Grapevine |
In a last ditch to
try and squeeze some gossip out of you all, it's
time to launch the spyepark.co.uk Grapevine. Our
equivalent to the rumour mill - whether it be fact
or fiction - we want to hear all about it.....so get
in touch (email)
Our first entry should interest any self-respecting
cider swiller out there - rumour has it (and I know
in this case that this 'ere rumour is a dead cert in
the truth stakes) the Cider
Festival, usually held at the Barge @
Seend is relocating to the
Oliver Cromwell on
Saturday 23rd August
this year. If any of you can confirm this is the
case, let us know - sounds ripe for an end of season
Club night on the apples......you know it makes
sense so put it in the diary in case. |
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