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Life drawing...courtesy of local
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Exclusive: Spye Player in Male Model Scandal
A local art student, who wishes to remain anonymous, described her shock yesterday after attending a life drawing session at a nearby college. Instead of being presented with the usual model, her class was given another familiar face:
"I recognised him from your website...it was definitely him.....I could hardly hold my pencil, and I wish I could say the same for him. It was most embarrassing"
A spokesperson for the local college confirmed that they had received numerous complaints about the model.
"Models aren't supposed to grin during life drawing sessions, let alone get excited. Fortunately, the students were unable too see very much. We won't be using him again though."
Next week the student has agreed to reveal the player (and his bottom), but in the meantime .......Who do you think we might be talking about? Another chance to win a Spye Park T-Shirt!
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Leading Contenders (just our suggestions)
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Nick Church
2-1 favourite....has form |
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Jeff Payne
10-1...Exhibitionist |
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Charlie Doel
3-1....artist links
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Steve Tonge
12-1...Just the kind of thing he would do |
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Alex Bowater
5-1...striking resemblance
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Paul Hughes
50-1... hairy arse |
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Male Model Horror: Pencils Pointing at Wallace
Early suspicions have fallen upon Dave Wallace in the Spye Park male model scandal. Charlie Doel (another possible suspect) points out:
"Dave ‘Springbok’ Wallace’s failed to tempt a woman via the internet, maybe showing his South African prowess to some ‘ladies’ was his next attempt to find his life partner."
Certainly, events haven't been kind to the Springbok this year. Dumped twice and failure to secure a date in the 'One Night with Dave' feature, may have left the young star scarred. Moreover, Dave has time on his hands following his exams, he would have a good knowledge of his local college, and has become quite well known thanks largely to this website (its ok Dave, you don't have to show your appreciation). We hadn't included him as a contender because he was starting to get his game together, and keep out of the limelight.
But obviously, Doel thinks things differently, or is he just diverting attention away from himself, or even another player?
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Charlie Doel - Diverting Attention?
Dave Wallace incognito
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Male Model Horror: More Revelations
"I saw straight away that it was Wayner - I connected up my sound port or whatever it is called and you can actually faintly hear the words 'Midge, Midge ... where's my towel?"
We all know Adrian Mercer has a brain the size of a planet, but at the moment we're trying to work out which one. First of all, unless the artist decided to be kind to Wayne and paint him some hair, there seems to be something lacking in the resemblance department. Secondly, Michelle Young would be first to recognise Wayner's body, but instead opts for:
"Dave 'DC' Coleman has actually worked as a life model, bowling naked leg breaks, but to me the face looks like Tom Mornement - can't comment about the rest of him though!"
So DC used to be a stripper....the plot thickens!
"It's Definitely Fenns" Claims Anonymous Reader
It's definitely Fenns! Given his prediction for stripping off and shouting "Coooeee!" round the shower curtain to Huesy. Also, he is a public schoolboy (Dauntsey..ha!) and we ALL know what they're like. Jolly hockey sticks, what?!
p.s. can I preserve my anonymity Jonty?!
As a rule we don't preserve anonymity, unless they are providing us with some dirt on someone, but in the light of this person's service to the club, we are happy to oblige with her request.
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Heard Midge on his computer - this man's off his trolley!
Paul Fennell- "jolly hockeysticks"
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Spye Park Male Model Revealed....and you'll be shocked!
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Competition Winner
It was a tough call choosing the wining entry. Miss Anonymous got the right answer but as the t-shirts are limited edition, we would not want to compromise our promise not to mention her name. Apart from that we did state that the winner would be judged on reasoning rather than accuracy in line with our journalistic principles. After some deliberation, we decided to award the t-shirt to Adrian Mercer for such a barking mad answer. |
