Close Shaves
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Spye's R US Either the Americans have developed a sudden interest in cricket or they can't spell and we have a spy amidst our ranks, as it appears that our website was visited yesterday by the US Government and the Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA).  As you all probably know, ARPA is one of the research and development organisations within the US department of defence. So assuming that our friends across the ocean haven't suddenly given up their preference for rounders with a big bat, here's a list of potential traitors: |
 Note: The fact that Charlie Moss is a Manure supporter could reduce his odds - ****** glory hunter! |
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Helen 'Dolly' Dolman in White Russian Intrigue Following our article on recent investigations by the US Government into the Spye Park website, scorer Helen Dolman has confessed: "I once got drunk on white Russians'" We are not yet sure about how many Russians she was drunk on, their names, or if anything was passed between them, but we are confident that Helen would have finished on top. Rest assured if we find out any filth, scandal or unadulterated rubbish, you'll read it here first, subject to advice from our legal consultant, Rich Bowater. One e-mail from a reader in Kent, who wishes to remain anonymous, firmly points the finger at Dave West as the traitor..."Dodgy Beard" were his comments 08/08/2005 |
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